urban cowboy, revisited

How do you make an urban cowboy? The recipe is simple:

2 shiny, pointy, black boots
1 pair dark skinny jeans
1 camel color wool coat, knee length
1 sharp black shirt, collar starched straight up
1 pair big black wrap-around sunglasses
1 nearly luminous black bag of the doctor house call style
dash hair product (pomade) for sculpting short hair
touch of menace

apply above to a gaunt-faced Hugo Weaving type and insert into Crate and Barrel for 1 hour. air dry.